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Paul J. Berating

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Abbott Returns to Save Liberals From the Fire He Helped Light

Tony Abbott campaigns in Albury as Pauline Hanson offers the Coalition a preference deal in Farrer, with the Liberals facing potential wipeout in regional NSW.

Tony Abbott doorknocking in Albury to save the Liberal Party is like sending the arsonist back to check the smoke detectors. Hanson isn't stealing Liberal voters — she's offering to rent them back at preference rates, which tells you who holds the lease. When your rescue plan is a man the electorate sacked a decade ago brokering terms with the woman he once told voters to put last, the party hasn't hit rock bottom — it's furnishing the place.

The Sunday Papers Run a Gallery Because the Newsroom Ran Out of Ideas

SMH and The Age publish their weekly roundup of political cartoons, packaging illustrated commentary as a standalone content offering.

When a newspaper's most reliable Sunday content is drawings of the week's failures, you've built less a masthead than a gallery wall with a subscription fee. The cartoons don't interpret the news — they are the news, because the news itself has become so predictable that a caricature captures it more faithfully than a thousand words of access journalism ever could. Somewhere in Ultimo, a sub-editor files this package knowing it'll outperform every think-piece in the building.

Queensland's merged right quietly measures Canavan for a smaller coffin

Queensland senator James McGrath, a Liberal moderate, has beaten Nationals leader Matt Canavan for the LNP's No.1 Senate spot at the next federal election — a significant factional shift within the merged party.

The LNP putting a moderate above Canavan isn't a factional realignment — it's a survival calculation dressed as principle. Canavan's been auditioning for a party that doesn't exist yet, and Queensland's merged outfit has quietly decided the coal-fired culture war is a liability, not an asset. When your own side bumps you down the ticket, you haven't lost a preselection — you've been read your political last rites by people too polite to say it aloud.